There’s a guy who leaves comments every now and then, always late at night, that always give me a chuckle. Like this one:
JK is still awaiting for dopey to try to and she can’t of course wipe some of these posts before she is sued for ? Imagine Gillard types trying to even talke the tight lid off a jam jar with puny white sheilas hands let alone toss a grenade where it has to go suckers -Guess we will have to investigate Maams PHD title thesis ? bet its crapp media bolloocky femmo garbage post modern junkette cripper critter collosal creepy anti male garbaological neon marxistfatarsedfemmo shit?
Gotta give him credit, that’s actually a pretty good thesis title. I think I’m gonna use it. And neon as an insult is so on-trend right now. I love wearing bright colours, so who am I to argue with being called neon?
Even his spelling is a work of art:
I believe I will have to speeke personally to Jules the carbonica deeoxxeede PM about this blogg site It is addictive certainly and I can’t leave it go–Holy Cow and thanks to the originators even though they hate my gutts– My buisness is failing -my teeth are falling out I have stopped my martial arts and I have not even moved my bowels for a while –shot to bits its dreadful there must be a law agin it babe PM come on baby Now where is my harp My God I will never get to Heaven what about you Kevin..?? oh turned down the catholic faith and went over to the other side –oh dear oh dear.. jk- nighty bye kidds.
There’s just something so refreshing about the way he uses English. He’s actually put some effort into his insults – unlike some douche called “Frank” who left this comment a while ago:
Eat shit you old fucking bags. Life sucks once you realize you can’t get shit for free any more, and act crazy and get away with it. Be nice, be sweet, be sane, and realize that for all your romantic talk, you’re just as selfish as any man out there. Get to the back of the line where you belong old bitches, go watch your Twilight movies and fantasize about how you were younger. You’re not Bella, I’m banging her tonight.
That’s right, “Frank” is going to be “banging” a teenager who doesn’t even exist because that’s the closest he’ll ever get to a vagina. I think we can all feel a little sorry for “Frank”.
Anyway, I’m pretty sure JK feels that I’m denying him his right to be published on News with Nipples. I’m mean like that. So, come on down JK. For one post only, the floor is all yours. Better make the comments worth it.
Eagerly waiting for Frank’s comment on this one…
Sadly, Frank was just a one night stand: blew his load and then went home. Probably to wank over make-believe people.
To be fair, we all, surely, have had a wank over a make-believe person at sometime or other.
That’s fair.
But how many of us have bragged about it?
It’s a bit like with our kids when they are vile : if we ignore them, they might just do us a favour and go tell their father he wants them…
*gets the popcorn*
*hopes he shows*
I think it’s lovely that we have someone who’s brave enough to post despite English being his second language.
Neon Marxism! Just what’s needed to cheer a drab old ideology up and give it some appeal to the youthful masses. JK is a genius!
Please make this a series.
He was a no-show. I feel like a kid who says, “hey, check out all the cool tricks my dog can do”, and the dog just sits there. Then craps on the footpath.
Neon Marxism really should be a t-shirt. Which reminds me – have you seen the one over at Skepchick that says “I Eat Trolls”?
There truly are some sad, sad people out there. You have to wonder, if their lives are so much more exciting than us old neon-marxist feminazi bags…what are they doing wasting their time writing long, obsessive, creepy, weird comments on blogs?
NWN,
Ya missin’ me chicky babe ?
Ah, Dino. The post isn’t about you.
“My buisness is failing -my teeth are falling out I have stopped my martial arts and I have not even moved my bowels for a while –shot to bits its dreadful there must be a law agin it babe PM come on baby Now where is my harp My God I will never get to Heaven what about you Kevin..?? oh turned down the catholic faith and went over to the other side –oh dear oh dear.. jk- nighty bye kidds.” Very David Helfgottesque
You could do it as performance poetry.
I never thought about it like that.
Oh if I could just get this bucking lawn trimmer started ? arseholer bastrado things they should all be banned and there should be a two stroke buy back in place for sure —and ban grass forever ?? these shit silicon fuel bubbles on these sunts of mongrel cheap units of lawn trimmers are the problem folks –0they are like vulvass –as they get older they become tight – nasty – dry and desicated –real controllers..
Ah, JK. I thought you’d left me hanging.
Thought this maybe applicable, “Internet F-wad theory”
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/
There’s even a shirt:
http://store.penny-arcade.com/products/pat070381
Sorry to be a killjoy but maybe he’s just not very well rather than drunk
I’d be very surprised. I’ve seen his youtube videos and have been not-publishing his comments for a while now, and he’s not drunk in all of them.
Holy smoke as I see -once again someone or a algorythimic chicom stunt thing edited my little piece –wow dont you just get sick of these cunning stunts,?
I changed your name to your initials. Would you rather I publish your name?