Is there anything more satisfying than a really good insult? One that delivers on more levels than just a generic “bitch” or “arsehole”.
It’s even better when the insult serves to highlight your own intellectual superiority. I won’t out them here, but a friend refers to someone else as “aspirational beige” and I love it. If you’re a middle class, cider drinking, ethical meat eating, live music going, worm farming wanker like me, you’ll know exactly why aspirational beige is such an excellent insult.
The Fabulous Lady A says the “bigger the TV, the smaller the IQ” – an insult that works best when standing in someone’s living room.
Anyway, I’m in the market for a new really great insult. What have you got?
