When do journalists become stalkers? Xanthe Kleinig at the Daily Telegraph is doing a pretty good job, with her minute-by-minute account of Home and Away actor Jodi Gordon’s visit to Double Bay. Details of the car she drives, 10 minutes in a toning clinic (whatever the hell that is, and can you tone in 10 minutes?), stopping at an ATM before walking back to her car, blah blah blah.
However, I love the last sentence: “Stokes has kept his distance from the Home and Away star while on business in Broome.” Yeah, no shit, he’s in Broome, she’s in Sydney.