I had a very Aussie experience last night. As I went to flush the toilet, I saw a quick movement out of the corner of my eye (pun intended). It looked like a filthy big cockroach had darted across the bowl and up under the porcelain lip. I could see the tips of two feelers poking out.
Ha ha ha, flushing you away is going to give me so much joy.
It wasn’t a cockroach. It was a huge huntsman spider. They weren’t feelers, they were legs.