I think I’m onto something with Tony Abbott and his dickstickers. Every time he pisses women off, he poses in what is essentially his undies. Like he thinks that will distract us, because our little brains can’t focus on criticising him when faced with His Hotness. Clearly he fancies himself as the Throbbing Member of Parliament.
Yesterday he insulted us with the ironing. Today he’s pulled out the lycra (well, it has been a little chilly lately):
Now, I’m sure there was something I had to be mad at him about, but I’ve come over all unnecessary*.
* This is complete and utter bullshit because he makes my skin crawl.