Good luck with your vagina, my dear

By now you’re aware of my fondness for saying “vagina”. (When I’m at work I try to get For China into a headline.) But this, sent to me by a friend, is gold: Good luck with your vagina, my dear:

Now, I’ve never considered that I need luck with any part of my body, oh, okay, my feet, but one day when I was working in retail, a lady took her leave of me by saying, “Good luck with your vagina, my dear.”

After saying, “Well thank you very much,” I hastened out the back to make a soothing cup of tea just to give myself those precious couple of moments to figure out how a stranger could feel comfortable enough within 10 minutes of meeting me to say that, and how I could think that that was not only reasonable, but polite.

I’d like to end all conversations with women like this. Sure beats “see ya”.

4 responses to “Good luck with your vagina, my dear

  1. outragedofmarrickville

    or….falcon felicitations

  2. Ha! Wow that’s random. I’m totally going to try to use it at some point today (maybe when I get home from work).

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