Things that make me go har har har

Fortunately (or unfortunately, if you have to work with me), no amount of PhDing and responsible adult living (I own a whitegood) can stop me laughing about some things.

Like these things:

Lab tested for cushiony softness (yes, I am a complete grot)

Rear Admiral


Falcon ute ads (falcon being my gang’s word for vagina)

For China (say it out loud, quickly).

So, my lovely, grotty, funny, curious readers, what always cracks you up?

19 responses to “Things that make me go har har har

  1. In the Westlife song ‘Flying Without Wings’, there’s a line that goes:

    “For me it’s waking up beside you”

    Which I always hear as:

    “For me it’s waking up INSIDE you”

    Always makes me laugh.

  2. The ‘back-end’ and ‘front-end’. It doesn’t matter how many years I work with the intertubes, “I think the back-end has a virus”, “I’ve checked out the back-end, it all looks fine” etc

    tee hee

    • Ahoy Jen! I can’t believe it’s your first time here… I met a Russian woman once who explained parts of a building as “right side”, “left side”, “front side”, “back side”.

  3. Julie Bishop’s hapless performance on Q& A last night, The Entrance, seaman (or even better able seaman) and that asian guy singing tuts mah bareh

    • Was Julie Bishop drunk last night? She looked like she was the school goody two shoes desperately trying to be the class clown.

      But yes, The Entrance and Able Seaman are good ones.

      • She was abysmal. Ms Pliebersek managed to turn any discussion point into a criticism of Abbott and in a whole hour Bishop couldn’t bring up drug policy, that would have been an interesting argument (given Coutts Trotter’s umm history)
        The ALP side definitely had it over the far right and were ably assisted by Tony Jones who couldn’t help abandoning hosting duties to join the debate.
        The real highlight however was Bishop asking Waleed Aly if he was a token, then realising what she had said…classic balls up.

        • Aww, low blow with the Coutts-Trotter line, kimsonof. That was over 20 years ago. But the token comment was awesome. You could see the very moment she realised what she’d said. Gold.

          • Also Piers Akerman running into ‘they only pick female leaders when they are in trouble’ territory when the discussion had nothing to do with that.
            I know it was over 20 years ago but I think it’s funny how you couldn’t teach with a drug possession conviction but raise enough casola for the right party and you can run the whole dept with a trafficking conviction.

  4. Christ, andything makes me laugh. I am a bit ‘Beavis and Butthead’ in that respect.

    Heehee, ‘butthead’. See??

  5. When I talk at work about doing a “package”. Heh.

  6. Farts, including arm-pit variety. They just never get old.

    • Unless you happen to sit near the farter. Had a deputy editor who lived on maccas and KFC, would drop the stinkiest farts IN THE WORLD and then run. My eyes would water.

    • I’m glad someone else said farts. Farts make me laugh every time – I’m ashamed at how funny I think they are. Even if I’m the one who farts I laugh. I can’t help it. So unfortunately everyone knows if I let one rip because I quickly cover my face to stop myself from laughing. Pretty sad really. And really embarrassing.

  7. Uranus. *giggles*

    I’m not proud.

    • Hi Michelle, welcome to the News with Nipples. Sorry your comment sat in moderation for so long – I was disconnected all weekend, in a beach house.

      Uranus always makes me giggle.

  8. Dwight Schrute from the US office always makes me laugh…. like this one’ “Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.”

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