RT @derridalicious: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected 3 days ago
RT @BitchWithA_W: okay it's 2018, let's get some more realistic sex scenes in movies
person 1: passionately pushes person 2 up against wal… 1 week ago
RT @ldlapinski: Writing culture is closing Twitter on your laptop because you need to work, then immediately opening Twitter on your phone… 3 weeks ago